Wiccan Mash
Originally written by: Bobby "Boris" Pickett
Parody by: Greg Currie

 

(door creak; cauldron bubble; 4 bars drum intro)

I was [G]walking in the forest late one night
When my [Em]eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my [C]coven from the woods began to rise
And [D]suddenly, to my surprise

(They did the [G]mash) They did the Wiccan Mash
(The Wiccan [Em]Mash) It was a circle smash
(They did the [C]mash) It caught on in a flash
(They did the [D]mash) They did the Wiccan Mash

Well we [G]cast the circle from East to North
The [Em]Elements we asked to please come forth
The [C]God and Goddess both came too
And [D]do you know what they started to do?

(They did the [G]mash) They did the Wiccan Mash
(The Wiccan [Em]Mash) It was a circle smash
(They did the [C]mash) It caught on in a flash
(They did the [D]mash) They did the Wiccan Mash

The [G]circle was rocking all were digging the sound
[Em]Moonbeam on drums while all dance around
The [C]Discordians were about to arrive
With their [D]vocal group, the "Five Plus Five Equals A Left Turn and I 'll Have Some Soup For Bob Please!"

The [C]Druids were having fun (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo)
The [D]party had just begun (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo)
The [C]guests included Gardenarians (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo<STOP!>)
[D]And Alexandrians, their problem son! (Drum fill)

[G]Out from the woods Pan 's voice did ring
It [Em]seems he was worried 'bout just one thing
[C]He took a drink from the horn in his fist, and said
[D]"Whatever happened to Sexy Satyr Twist?!"

(It's now the [G]mash) It's now the Wiccan Mash
(The Wiccan [Em]mash) And it's a circle smash
(It's now the [C]mash) It's caught on in a flash
(It's now the [D]mash) It's now the Wiccan Mash

Now [G]everything's cool, Pan 's a part of our clan
And my [Em]Wiccan Mash, it's the hit of the land
For [C]you, the cowan, this Mash was meant, too
When you [D]get to my circle, tell them Frosty sent you!

(And you can [G]Mash) And you can Wiccan Mash
(The monster [Em]mash) And do my circle Smash
(And you can [C]Mash) You'll catch on in a flash
(Then you can [D]Mash) Then you can Wiccan Mash

Igor: MMMM...Mash goooood! Sabbat wine goooood!
Frosty: Down Igor, you impetuous young Pagan...
Igor: Mash goooood, Frosty 's wine gooood!, etc.

Audio recording made Spring 2010 in Ottawa, Ontario at an informal bardic night.
2010 Greg Currie. Produced here with permission of the author.